It’s been a hard day. I really needed this silly owl, guys.

animalswithglasses:

Owl wearing glasses.

theanimalblog:

(via lovelustlace)

ALL my shit.

If you’re a shameless pervert (in the good way), oh boy do I have a treat for you!

http://www.thenipslip.com/

Like Perez Hilton, but less censored.

*sleazy grin*

I’ve gone through 14 years of Catholic education only to find that I’m supposed to have pancake races on ‘shrove tuesday’, whatever that is.

THANKS FOR TELLING US, POPE. WAY TO GO.

Oh Nancy Botwin.

Oh my gawww, I forgot this show existed!

Well, there goes the rest of my day D:

Aaaaahahaha…

I feel like you need to know more about your tastebuds.

http://www.umamiinfo.com/

The FIFTH taste, say whaaaat.

Who has time on their hands to think up this fantastic junk?

Heh… nerds… heh…

Shut up.